Dear Thao Nguyen, you have no idea how disappointed I am with the obvious fact that your voice is non wall mountable.

Technology, are you the antichrist?

If a fish moves on to greener pastures is it better off?

control freak

Do we really fear the dark or are we just scared of letting our imagination do our eye's job?

Tin foil and tuning forks

Sometimes I pretend I'm psychic.

Haiku don't you?

It's been a long time since I wrote any poetry so here's a few haiku. Haiku are easy so you should write one too and post it as a comment. You just need to follow the syllable structure and that's all. 5, 7, 5. I'll probably post more here later so keep checking back.

arrow for a spine
bone or maple straight or curved?
teach me how to fly

neurons look like trees
spotlight melts a wax statue
nothing really dies

UP

Remember this well, it's the secret to flying, therefore it's a huge secret.

The secret to flying is lightheartedness. The heart is the heaviest part of the body and it's what keeps everyone grounded and flightless. It is impossible to fly with a heavy heart or even a medium/normal heart. It is also impossible to fly while wearing a backpack. Lightening your heart will give you the correct buoyancy for flight. So remember, lighten up to go up. 

I forget what I was going to say.

Rocket Science

Dear Center-of-the-Universe,

Everyone wants to be you, but I wonder... Do you want to be yourself? Sure, everything revolves around you, but what's the fun is staying still when everyone else is spinning?

Your friend,

Center-of-the-Universe

Your a little to nice, I'm a little to crazy, but really we're all normal.

Everyone says I'm really cool but don't listen to them, it's a conspiracy.

Misunderstanding. Excape to captivity to be free.

I'm off to join the mole people.