So at the beginning of the week some farmer put nine cows in the field right next to my house. I didn't care. The field is huge and I love animals. Well one of the windows of my house is facing said field and I guess today those cows discovered their reflections. They would just stand there and stare at themselves from across my yard like some Alzheimic chess players, waiting for someone to make a move. They were all right near my house so naturally I went out to the fence to talk with them. Cows are disgusting. I couldn't even get close because of the smell. They had crap covering their behinds and sides. I guess they lay in it? They're matted and ugly and gross. I just lost some respect for the Hindu culture. Which is sad because I love their culture. I guess I should be thankful they're furtalizing the weeds neighboring my yard. Thanks cows. I'm not eating beef for a week.
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