11 and 12

Ever since I learned how to count way back in preschool I've always had this thing against the numbers 11 and 12. I would always get them mixed up and honestly I still do. I have a problem matching the symbols (11 or 12) with their names (eleven or twelve) and most of the time I see 11 or 12 written I always have to count, 9, 10, 11, 12. Ok that one is twelve. Or that one is eleven. I have no idea why I have trouble with this and usually it makes me feel retarded but that's missing the point. The point is I hate 11 and 12. But I shouldn't really. Because if I really took the time to get to know them I'd learn that they are both really cool. Like way cool. Eleven and Twelve are best buds, and are rarely apart. They're both way chill, love listening to funk and Beethoven, drinking chocolate milk, releasing other peoples pets/leash children behind their backs, and street fighting. Everytime someone loses a street fight in Lev'n and Twel's town they have to dish out everything they know on prime yard sale locations, which discos are hot and have the most honeys, or other current underground topics ect. The truth is the only number cooler that Eleven and Twelve is Zero, but Zero is always off the radar, climbing Everest with some Swiss babe, quarantining himself from reality making art or music, or planning his next big party that only the best street fighters will hear about. But that's a different story. The thing that really makes Eleven and Twelve so cool is that out of all the numbers from one to infinity, Eleven and Twelve are the only ones that don't fit the system. And while most people would judge them harshly for it, the truth of the matter is that they've got it going on. So learn from this, as Lev'n and Twel would state: next time you see something that don't relate, don't discriminate or try to hate, but take a cue and emulate, cuz to be proficient in cool is how you proliferate, mad charisma that make the ladies wanna double take, and that my friend is how you take the cake.